Sunday, August 16, 2009

SOME FUNNY QUOTES

SOME FUNNY QUOTES


1. It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

Robert Benchle

2 What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

Oscar Levent


3. At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.

Patrick Moore


4. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeners

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